Jokes

What animal can jump higher than a house?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

Two hunters walk into the woods.

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the math book look so sad?

A man walks into a library and asks: "Do you have any books on paranoia?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

A cowboy walks into a barber shop.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Parallel lines have so much in common.

I used to hate facial hair...

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

How do you organize a space party?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

"Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?