Jokes

Why did the math book look so sad?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

How does a penguin build its house?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Why did the tomato turn red?

"Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

Two hunters walk into the woods.

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

A cowboy walks into a barber shop.

I used to hate facial hair...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What's brown and sticky?

What animal can jump higher than a house?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

How do you organize a space party?

Parallel lines have so much in common.

A man walks into a library and asks: "Do you have any books on paranoia?"