Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A cowboy walks into a barber shop.

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Why did the math book look so sad?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Parallel lines have so much in common.

What animal can jump higher than a house?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Two hunters walk into the woods.

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What's brown and sticky?

"Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

What did the ocean say to the beach?

I used to hate facial hair...

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?