Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

I used to hate facial hair...

Why did the math book look so sad?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

What do you call a fake noodle?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

"Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What animal can jump higher than a house?

Parallel lines have so much in common.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

How do you organize a space party?

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

A cowboy walks into a barber shop.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

How does a penguin build its house?

Two hunters walk into the woods.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

A man walks into a library and asks: "Do you have any books on paranoia?"