Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

"Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

A man walks into a library and asks: "Do you have any books on paranoia?"

Why do bees have sticky hair?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Why did the coffee file a police report?

What's brown and sticky?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

A cowboy walks into a barber shop.

I used to hate facial hair...

What animal can jump higher than a house?

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Parallel lines have so much in common.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Why did the math book look so sad?

Two hunters walk into the woods.

Why did the tomato turn red?